Getting ready for a date

I remember when I used to stay up all night thinking about how my date with “the one” who said YES! to me would turn out. I remember how I was extremely nervous. I didn’t know what to wear, I was worried about my hair, I was worried about the venue, I was afraid I would say something stupid.

Fuck that shit. I’m 24 now, it’s been 6 years since I’ve been nervous about going on a date. Compared to the past year, I have enough girls in rotation that I don’t need to go out on as many dates as I used to to get a steady flow of sex (Spinning plates is hard work, but it pays off). That being said, I still look forward to going on dates with a new, young, fertile girl.

I’ll be discussing specific actionable steps I’ve taken to up my dating game.

I usually plan to have a very short first date to get to know the girl. After that, I’ll text her occasionally and set up a second date where I will most likely fuck her. That being said, regardless of when I actually fuck her, I prepare by cleaning my apartment first.

  • Clean bedsheets and pillowcases the night before
  • Clean the shower, toilet bowl and sink
  • Vacuum and mop the floor
  • Get rid of evidence of other women (Eg. hair pins, panties, hair etc)
  • Get rid of all strange smells using candles.
  • Clothes folded into the closet
  • Condoms and lube left under my pillow (Like the toothfairy)

Once my apartment is clean, I make sure I leave my most interesting items out on display on the living room coffee table. Interesting books, alcohol in the decanter, my podcasting mic etc…

I go to the gym and lift heavy to stimulate those pheromones, I go for a big lunch/ dinner, then go home and start drinking the following items to get my testosterone and mood up:-

  • 500ml Beetroot Juice
  • Maca and Ashwaganda with Almond milk
  • Goji berries, puer tea and ginseng
  • Zinc, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, 5 HTP and L-Arginine

I take a shit. YES, gentleman, please take a shit before you go out on a date. You don’t want to be that guy who lets one rip on a date. After I take a shit, I get in the shower and either listen to an audiobook/ podcast or trance/ house/ edm music. I wash my foreskin thoroughly to make sure my dick doesn’t smell weird. Once I’m done, I brush my teeth, gargle with mouthwash and floss. I blowdry my hair and style it.

My clothing choice varies according to the type of girl I’m going out with. If the girl is wealthier/ higher maintenance, I show up in a sports coat, with tie and pocket square. If the girl is younger/ doesn’t have much money, I’ll usually show up in a field jacket and jeans.

Once I’m happy with the way I look, I decide on what fragrance I want.

Typically, I’ll be free for at least the next 2 hours. I’ll either read a book, or do some work to kill time before the date. I set an alarm (of course) so I don’t forget. 10 minutes before our pre-agreed meeting time, I’ll either call her or send her a text telling her that I’m on my way.

Before I leave, I put a couple of condoms in my pocket, bring my credit cards, dim the lights, and switch on the lava lamp. As I exit my apartment building, I look back and smirk. Who will come home with me tonight? 


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